I only say
rich, smart, handsome, tall and nice
so that they leave me alone.

Of course she doesn't know I still have feelings for her

so I hope she doesn't read this blog

oh shit I already gave her the URL.

She has a boyfriend,

sadly.

The other girl I have a crush on is a lesbian.

Does the girl you have a crush on
Have a boyfriend
And if not is she emo like you*

*There is no love more absorbent than emo love ♥

If you're getting sick of reading my poetry*

which has recently been, admittedly, a bit emo here and there,

motherfucking cheer me up, then.

*or, as I'd like to call it, crap.

Listening to a girl I have a crush on
sing while I play bass
isn't as good as sex but dammit, it's gotta do.

Bukowski's Anal Fixation

I love a gut full of alcohol even though
it makes lil charlie hang flaccid
it more than compensates with
a throbbing warm feeling in my bowels
an intimate sensation around my prostate
even more so when I clench my anus
you can't beat an orgasm induced diarrhea
feels good man

i hate zits
as much as i hate pimples
acne sucks too

Bagai isi dengan kuku,
kacang lupakan kulit,
tanam tebu tepi bibir.

haiku I like you
so quiet I bike you
like a tyke crying

Mooza

I attended Lollapallooza
and took a snooz-a.
Dreamt I stuck
My head in a noos-a.
Live or die
I could not choos-a.
I don't want
to be a los-a.
But I caught Red Hot Chilli Peppers on the second day.

The thunder is going to kill the shit out of the sky

I saw a girl in the LRT
reading Adorno
and then I woke up.

*sniff* *sniff*
ha ha ha
you smell funny

chill the fuck out!
ok...
we cool?

The pizza will be here
Any minute
Relak lah

Dark, glamourous musicians can take it
Mona Fandey takes it off the top
Billy Corgan takes it from behind

Despite all his rage
he's still a bald
douchebag in a cage.

i see blue people
who mate with their hair
do they use conditioner?

x dtg sbb mls
i nk kau plg
jom kt kgk

aku yang lambat
agak agak dua minit
aku yang gemuk

you see that light?
yeah.
is not god. is just light.

the sampah man came
now there is no more sampah
tomorrow there will be sampah

Eenie meanie minie mo
Siapa lambat dia gemok
Hahahah you fat

buah cempedak di luar pagar
ambil galah tolong jolokkan
jolok itu sedap

I am the foundation of god:
unloved and constant,
transcending his absence.

On puking out the window of a Gen-2
somewhere in Petaling Jaya:
"life sucks, deal with it."

Armpit stubble on the side she shaved
She opened her mouth and tasted peanut
She went into an anaphylactic shock

i like girls

they're so pretty and nice and

i like to lie too

i like myself
i lick myself
lollipop i am

i ride motorcycles to feel
the wind in my hair
dog poo splatter on my visor

herrrr is a haiku

I want to fingerpaint my way into parliament
I want to eat my way into your hearts
but I have no limbs or mouth

Hyperlink Haiku!

Call me Ishmael
Comes with a disclaimer
I entertain my substitute for pistol and ball

Hahaiku
Ha ha I ku ku
Ha ha I like ku ku

Bahasa Melayu can?
Language is so beautiful
Pukimak lancau

cars drifting in the breeze;
wintertime is here again.
filler third line.

existing, existence
i need not
the cat jumps over the moon

ps: we so funny

I not laugh at you
I laugh with you
You so funny