Sudah dua bulan aku tak berhaiku
Mesti kau rindu kat aku kan
Meh sini, abang sayang

mahathir once said
melayu mudah lupa
i think he is right

i'm under pressure
there is nothing left to write
damn - it's a haiku

constantly wishing that
we're lost in the trans-siberian
alone

i remember the first time i saw you wearing a tshirt which left me feeling quite awkward seeing you so casual.

the screen is still bright
everything, typed full
backspace.

honey, you are a building
sky scraping all the birds
so don't look down

still i think
when the trees ravage you
for nutrients.

i leave that
to your imagination.

in keeping with the theme...

Everyone who claims that they're a virgin
is deluded:
we've all been fucked from the start.

A / nal / sex / war/fare
Used/ to / end / lea/ der / ca / reer
Now / we/ can't / fuck / safe

- By Eddie Wong




when your government
conspires to fuck your ass
ask for lubricant

- By Sze Ng Ooi

Finish this haiku
for me
Under your breath

i've been thinking
i'll let you wake up
on the right side of the bed

the night of 29th april 2010

Free pizzas from Domino's,
Coca-Cola
and a game of chess.

epickuku

I know you say you're fine.
You probably are.
Fucked if I'm not worried, though.
Can't help it.
You learn to care very strongly
over a year and a half.
We couldn't have timed this better.
I'd take credit for it,
but that wouldn't be right, because
I had forgotten that pretty soon
the world as we know it
ends anyway.
We'd still
have to
say goodbye.

dah lama
gila aku tak
berhaiku di sini

Somehow
I am too sad
to even write.

Running away is not
the noblest course of action,
I admit.

I have too much to say,
three lines aren't enough.
So fuck it.

Twenty one bottles of beer on the wall?
More like
Twenty one articles of physical evidence
that link you to the crime of breaking my heart

the grass tickles my legs
but then i remembered
it's just my bulu kaki

the wind is strong and deafening
i waited
but the storm leaves me

I really wish I were a girl, you know.
Why?
So that I could be a lesbian.
Why?
For you, of course. Why else?

saliva noises, heavy breathing
resting on century-old beams
two more weeks till my departure
and I still haven't caught up with
this elusive, baroque, commonplace, metropolitan,
tensio-

a good haiku

is pleasant to the eyes

as much the soul

I can hear the crickets
fiddling their legs
creak-creak, creak-creak

Hi Han
Can I be your friend?
Bye Han

A Chinese girl walking across the road.
The wind holds her to no avail.
She's stronger than my will
To keep her standing still.
Her young body is a net
To catch me.

A kid giggled at my long hair.
He laughed like a young bird.
I held it for a few minutes
and threw it away.

I would like
to make a deposit
on your face

I thought it was Up in the Air
in the sleeve.
Instead, two pornos.

Don't get cocky with me, young man.
I invented the word.
I invented the word.

Sticky stuff tangan gatal touched this week*:
The red sticky substance on V Shadow
The honey from the bee hives in 432 Hz


*the security at MADRE weren't happy about it

the music we made dear
sounds so good

the neighbours revolted

tumblrotica rolling on screen
i'm in the office
& it's tapped you guyz

i get
over
things

I still think of the days
when the trees
consume you

I still can't listen to Short Term Diary
because his voice always reminds me of that time
you told me that it's "impossible, right?"

Wu-tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with
Wu-tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with
BLAM

RM17 for a small Tiger
at Palate Palette.
What the FUCK?

The flowers have just started blooming
and you hack them off
Bloody DBKL

There's an ages-old Prosperity Burger in the fridge
that I would've eaten a long time ago if it weren't for
uh... well... I... fuck.

i i i i repeat
don't talk shit!
3 time!

i lazy
redefine haiku
three five three

I want to troll your facebook
so I can later post the comment
"take a chill pill dill"

I've been very busy
Sorry to dissapoint
Here, have this.

Look at my sticker book
My stickers sparkle and glow in the dark
which one do you like ★ ♥ ★ ♥ ★ ♥★ ♥ ★ ♥

I only say
rich, smart, handsome, tall and nice
so that they leave me alone.

Of course she doesn't know I still have feelings for her

so I hope she doesn't read this blog

oh shit I already gave her the URL.

She has a boyfriend,

sadly.

The other girl I have a crush on is a lesbian.

Does the girl you have a crush on
Have a boyfriend
And if not is she emo like you*

*There is no love more absorbent than emo love ♥

If you're getting sick of reading my poetry*

which has recently been, admittedly, a bit emo here and there,

motherfucking cheer me up, then.

*or, as I'd like to call it, crap.

Listening to a girl I have a crush on
sing while I play bass
isn't as good as sex but dammit, it's gotta do.

Bukowski's Anal Fixation

I love a gut full of alcohol even though
it makes lil charlie hang flaccid
it more than compensates with
a throbbing warm feeling in my bowels
an intimate sensation around my prostate
even more so when I clench my anus
you can't beat an orgasm induced diarrhea
feels good man

i hate zits
as much as i hate pimples
acne sucks too

Bagai isi dengan kuku,
kacang lupakan kulit,
tanam tebu tepi bibir.

haiku I like you
so quiet I bike you
like a tyke crying

Mooza

I attended Lollapallooza
and took a snooz-a.
Dreamt I stuck
My head in a noos-a.
Live or die
I could not choos-a.
I don't want
to be a los-a.
But I caught Red Hot Chilli Peppers on the second day.

The thunder is going to kill the shit out of the sky

I saw a girl in the LRT
reading Adorno
and then I woke up.

*sniff* *sniff*
ha ha ha
you smell funny

chill the fuck out!
ok...
we cool?

The pizza will be here
Any minute
Relak lah

Dark, glamourous musicians can take it
Mona Fandey takes it off the top
Billy Corgan takes it from behind

Despite all his rage
he's still a bald
douchebag in a cage.

i see blue people
who mate with their hair
do they use conditioner?

x dtg sbb mls
i nk kau plg
jom kt kgk

aku yang lambat
agak agak dua minit
aku yang gemuk

you see that light?
yeah.
is not god. is just light.

the sampah man came
now there is no more sampah
tomorrow there will be sampah

Eenie meanie minie mo
Siapa lambat dia gemok
Hahahah you fat

buah cempedak di luar pagar
ambil galah tolong jolokkan
jolok itu sedap

I am the foundation of god:
unloved and constant,
transcending his absence.

On puking out the window of a Gen-2
somewhere in Petaling Jaya:
"life sucks, deal with it."

Armpit stubble on the side she shaved
She opened her mouth and tasted peanut
She went into an anaphylactic shock

i like girls

they're so pretty and nice and

i like to lie too

i like myself
i lick myself
lollipop i am

i ride motorcycles to feel
the wind in my hair
dog poo splatter on my visor

herrrr is a haiku

I want to fingerpaint my way into parliament
I want to eat my way into your hearts
but I have no limbs or mouth

Hyperlink Haiku!

Call me Ishmael
Comes with a disclaimer
I entertain my substitute for pistol and ball

Hahaiku
Ha ha I ku ku
Ha ha I like ku ku

Bahasa Melayu can?
Language is so beautiful
Pukimak lancau

cars drifting in the breeze;
wintertime is here again.
filler third line.

existing, existence
i need not
the cat jumps over the moon

ps: we so funny

I not laugh at you
I laugh with you
You so funny

if we ever married

i'm pretty sure that our kids

would turn out ugly.

When you said

"this is so funny,"

were you mocking us?

I pee in the shower

and can't see what's so wrong about it.

It saves water.

This is so funny
I think I will die laughing
Motherfucking bitch

nothing can be everything.
everything can be nothing.
i like money.